after seeing ~PortGhinion `s entry I made this
If I were a month, I would be July.
If I were a day of the week, I would be Friday.
If I were a time of day, I would be 8:00.
If I were a sea animal, I would be an octopus.
If I were a direction, I would be north.
If I were a virtue, I would be enthusiasm.
If I were a historical figure I would be Hitler.
If I were a planet, I would be Venus.
If I were a liquid, I would be vodka.
If I were a stone, I would be diamond .
If I were a tree, I would be a japanese cherry tree.
If I were a bird, I would be an eagle.

If I were a flower/plant, I would be an tulip.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a rain.
If I were a mythical creature, I’d be a dragon.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a bass guitar.
If I were an animal, I would be a butterfly.
If I were an emotion, I would be smug.

If I were a sound, I would be the wind in his hair.
If I were an element, I would be lead.

If I were a song, I would be dimmu borgir-a succubus in rapture.
If I were a movie, I would be American History X.
If I were a tv-series, I would be CSI NY.
If I were a writer, I would be Tolkien.
If I were a photographer, I would be Alex Galmeanu.
If I were a book, I’d be Satan's Dairy
If I were a fictional character, I’d be Butters.

If I were a food, I would be a cherry.
If I were a place, I would be a Germany.
If I were a city, I would be Berlin.
If I were a taste, I would be bittersweet.
If I were a scent, I would be a coffee.
If I were a colour, I would be blue.
If I were a fabric, I would de leather.

If I were a word, I would be 'fuck'.
If I were a body part, I would be the lips.
If I were a facial expression, I would be a smug.
If I were a subject in school, I would be german.
If I were a cartoon character, I’d be Butters.
If I were a shape, I would be a triangle.

If I were a number, I would be 8.
If I were a car, I would be an antique.
If I were an item of clothing, I would be gloves.